*jus for laughs*

I was reading the papers today when i came across a few articles that really tickled me. i am just quoting out of memory ya so pardon any disrepancies...

*one for the kids*
We have countless tales of pitbulls whu bite children sometimes even fatal bites. but one boy decided to upset the odds. A pitbull bit the boy and the boy in retaliation bit the pitbull back to the fact that the pit bull lost a jaw bone and had to be put to sleep.... i am no animal hater and i love dogs honestly but look at the determination and ferocity of the boy here.. most of us would be scared shitless if a gnarling pit bull is barking at us much less biting us, but this young chap had the tenacity to give one back.. *mel salutes*

*bunny*
not to say that all animals are bad this case proves the opposite... a bunny saved the live of its owners when it rubbed against their room door awaking them to a huge fire engulfing their house.. kudos to the bunny but i have one major question... fires are not generally a quiet thing and when they engulf a house things drop, things explode and if they cldnt hear this noise how the hell did one small rabbit make so much noise to wake someone up...

*sms caper*
theres this two youngsters who did a robbery at a store and to avoid the cops split in two directions... the cops ended up catching one of them and were questioning him when the other smsed and asked whether he had escaped, the cops duly smsed the guy into meeting and caught him with no hassles whatsoever... moral of the story? sign up for MIO so that you can do a video call than u dnt end up getting the wrong person....

*dog license*
another animal story, a (i beleive a very bored)couple were issued a summons in China for attemptedly trying to teach their dog how to ride the car... the dog was seen uring its paws to navigate the steering wheel...stunned traffic police warned them and advised to be more road smart.. if i was the traffic constable i truly would have slapped the couple to wake them up? how is the dog supposed to reach the acceleration and the brakes.. sheeesh stupidity has a limit....

*bugs*
more often than not the when we use an insect spray poor bugs die and we sleep peacefully in our home but one man found out that sometimes he can lose quite alot too... this man in an effort to kill bugs used an insect spray and accidentally blew up his house burning about 80% of it... moral of the story? share your house or lose it..